Lately I have been finding a healthy colony of non sequiturs hiding beneath the ol' mental rocks. Like:
When is the best time to post a gigantic post? Or a deep post? I never considered this much until my friend over at Snarke mentioned that mid-week is the best time for weighty posting. I would have guessed Friday, giving people lots of time over the weekend to read a long post. Obviously I have much to learn about the delicate finesse of blogging.
(I've also read that one should not blog excessively about the act of blogging. Whoops! Tripped into that hole.)
Recent discovery. You should not grab the shower head and sing into it like a microphone unless your goal is drowning. You can do it, however, if the shower is turned off. But what are you doing singing into a dry faucet in the shower fully dressed in the middle of the day? Get help.
On the topic of showers, I wonder how many other people step out the shower, wrap their towel around their shoulders, and pretend to be either 1) a vampire or 2) a Roman senator. Or both at the same time.
Why are they called "attorneys at law?" Is there such a thing as an "attorney at something else?" Aren't they all at law?
I've never learned how to burp Tupperware. Do people still do this? Does modern Tupperware even have the ability to burp?
When I hit the "Next Blog" button, I find that I'm surrounded by blogs about Mormons and cancer survivors. (Also sometimes Mormon cancer survivors.) What does this mean? How did I end up in this neighborhood?
So many question...